And according to her Twitter page, the “Hills” babe is rubbing herself down in order to keep her fake boobs supple.
Heidi tweeted, "Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."
Montag even offered advice for would-be plastic surgery goers- "Warning: to anyone who is thinking about getting their ears pinned. I learned after the fact it is the most painful surgery a person can get."
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